I just read that the Home Secretary Jack Straw has boasted that the Labour government has “Banned 30 Facebook profiles of those that are in prison”. It appears that some people are taunting their victims from behind prison bars by using facebook on mobile phones.
Now don’t get me wrong but taking the mobile phone away like a naughty schoolchild is hardly going to stop them smuggling another one in. So how about a new punishment? If they are found with a mobile phone it gets turned sideways and shoved up their arse? That way they may just remember why they are in prison in the first place.
