Whilst I was going to write an entry on the current pirate situation off the Somalian coast I today have found the most difficult thing on earth that I want to blog about.
Fitted sheets.
Not just any fitted sheet but fitted sheets that have shrunk by around 5% in the tumble dryer. I don’t usually use them but the rest of my laundry is dirty so a clean sheet was required.
So it began.
One corner, then another. So far so good. Then stretching the sheet to its fullest I managed to get the third corner on! Why is all bedding not like this?!
Oh no my joy was short lived.
The fourth corner went on but the opposite corner pinged off. So that corner went on only for the other two to come off. After I managed to get three on I spread myself across the bed like a starfish pinning two of the top ones down only for the other to come off.
I don’t think even Einstein could solve this one. After 45 minutes I manged to get all four corners on, it looked uneven so I pulled it down only for it to ping off one corner.
I did eventually succeed but it was a disaster from start to finish.
Never again.